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Joke of the Day

"Angela Jolie's scanning the crowd. Anyone who's foreign and underaged goes in the adoption queue. #goldenglobes"

"Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list."

"Eric Clapton So over the years Eric Clapton has developed an aversion to Microsoft and prefers to use hardware made my by Apple instead. Why? Simply because Windows killed his child."

"How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side.."

"Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby he made her espresso."

"One Eskimo said to the other, ""Where is your mother from?"" The second Eskimo says ""Alaska."""

"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""

"Do you know how to really disappoint a fellow redditor? [Repost] [Deleted] *repost*"

"I aim to be so strong I can kill a hurricane"

"Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!"