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Joke of the Day
"I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't I slimmed down?"
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"Why do people prefer male bovine over female? Many would rather be served a Sir Loin than a Miss Steak."
"Dear ladies who wear black tights and red shoes: Please stop. Minnie Mouse is not a style icon for grown women. Love, M"
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"Working out is like sex It's the best way to make your family larger."
"Yo mamma is so fat her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"
"I'll be serving Eggs Benedict on hubcaps for Christmas breakfast. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"Just found where my wife hid my birthday present! How'd she know I wanted a one-way ticket to Miami with some guy named Rico?"
"I love this time of the year... when the nights are drawing in, there's a chill in the air & the whole family gathers round a roaring Galaxy Note 7"