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Joke of the Day
"Follow your dreams, into traffic."
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"AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs."
"ELI5 Why would an alien ever visit Roswell? ________________ Fill in the blank or answer the question."
"A vegan, a Crossfitter and an atheist walk into a bar.. I know this because they told everyone within two minutes."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaayaaaaay!"
"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."
"A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"Judge me all you want, but I love jokes about dead children. They never get old."
"Boomerangs are Australia's largest Export. And Import."
"Starve a cold. Feed a fever. Humiliate a rash. Flatter a migraine. Friendzone diarrhea. Date cramps. Bring anxiety home to meet the family."