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"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaayaaaaay!"
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"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later."
"If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?"
"Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? One of them has hope in her soul."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?"
"Do you that thing about German people? There Himmel ist blau."
"""What's a karate experts favorite drink?"" ""Karatea!"" Fargo is the shit..."
"A new ISIS cell has been discovered in Italy They will be called Italian ices"
"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."
"Vampires love tea... A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says ""I thought you only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea""!"