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Joke of the Day

"Judge me all you want, but I love jokes about dead children. They never get old."

"What is a ghost's favorite street? A boooooooolevard."

"* Falls down rock face * Breaks legs. Bleeds profusely * Slowly reaches for pocket * Pulls out phone * Checks twitter notifications"

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Suck his dick"

"Every KFC meal comes with a large side of regret."

"Who is fastest girl in the world? Answer: Airtel 4G girl."

"What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!"

"In school it be like 2+2=4. Homework: 2x8+3=19. Then the test: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass. Wtf"

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza? Little Caesars"

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."