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Joke of the Day

"Boomerangs are Australia's largest Export. And Import."

"Whats got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"

"Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his van? It took him 2 hours to get his drummer out."

"What is the deal with airplane food? Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat."

"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""

"If you win three games of Twister in a row you're automatically a yoga instructor."

"Grandma: what's oversharing? Me: It's when you talk about your hemorrhoid surgery on FaceBook."

"Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today... I said no way, we should be concentrating on locking them up!"

"I'm trying to invent a belt made of clocks But my friends keep telling me it's a waist of time"

"What does weed and the Quran have in common? If you burn it you get stoned"