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Joke of the Day

"If I had a nickel for every time I had a nickel I would just continue getting nickels until I had all the nickels."

"Today we're celebrating the five-year anniversary of me and the woman who works down the hall avoiding eye contact with each other."

"What's a confederates favourite school festival? the Sumner fete."

"Did you see the recent movie about the rabbi? I forget which part they cut out."

"Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? One of them has hope in her soul."

"How do you get a gay guy to screw a women? Shit in her pussy."

"This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow... Does that mean six more weeks of recession?"

"Is Jared Fogle going to jail?? Because I heard he's looking at 8-12 years..."

"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"

"What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!"