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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see a pregnant plane? They always go to the hanger."
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"How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush? We would have called it a teeth brush"
"Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !"
"Want to hear about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was awesome"
"I suffer bloating for years until I found this one secret supplement! ""rotten eggs"""
"Local humor How can you tell a chemist from a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."
"I thought about going into investment banking Then I lost interest."
"People seem very hopeful about the news of water in Mars. But I take it with a grain of salt."
"I saw the expiration date on my condoms They say it takes thousands of years for latex to degrade, but apparently it's been longer than that since I've gotten laid"
"What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them? A photographer."