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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see a pregnant plane? They always go to the hanger."

"Q: What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? A: Garden hose."

"I dare you to read the New Testament, except substitute every ""Jesus"" with ""Pizza Hut"" and tell me it isn't the greatest business plan ever."

"I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!"

"What is long and hard and has cum inside of it? A Cucumber"

"Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead."

"If you were to look at my search history you might think I was a history buff... ... but in reality I just enjoy masturbating to pictures of Holocaust victims."

"Toilet humor So I visited the bathroom this morning and said hey toilet how was your Christmas? Toilet replied probably better than yours, I wasn't visited by a bunch of arses!"

"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"

"""Wow, I haven't showered since last year!"" ""Haha good one, but it's not the new year yet"" ""I know..."""