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Joke of the Day
"What is long and hard and has cum inside of it? A Cucumber"
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"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."
"I tried talking to this hot girl and she put her hand up and said I only think with my dick So I told her to blow my mind, then."
"For sale, homeless man. Still in box"
"White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed."
"(Old WoW joke) ...and Jesus said to his disciples 'I shall grant you wisdom and salvation.' And the disciples replied 'could we get kings instead?'"
"If you watch The Blindside backwards, Sandra Bullock becomes so disappointed in her black son that she abandons him on the side of the road."
"Who is the brother of Juan Luna? Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD"
"Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record..."
"What do you call a Crazy Female Deer? A Doenut"