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Joke of the Day

"I dare you to read the New Testament, except substitute every ""Jesus"" with ""Pizza Hut"" and tell me it isn't the greatest business plan ever."

"there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them"

"Fleetwood Mac Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again. They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. The ones who know binary and the ones who don't."

"Dear Egyptians, please chill the fuck out while we consult our groundhog for advice."

"I think people are getting sick of my jokes when they exhale deeply I should take it as a sigh-n"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress up her as an altar boy."

"Were Trump to propose a ban on Abortions... he could easily modify his slogan to ""Make America Late Again"""

"I heard... ...terrorists are shouting ""allahu akbar!"" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones."

"Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: ""What year are you in?"" ""Well...2012. you ?"" *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own."