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Joke of the Day
"I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!"
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"Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net."
"What do they call Reddit in France? Ribbit"
"What's the best way to stop a German train? *Axe* them nicely."
"It Looks Like a Booger But it's SNOT!"
"What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder."
"Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ? They were Holo-costly"
"Why don't Jewish cannibals eat Germans? Because they give them gas."
"I was feeling depressed. . I was feeling depressed so I went to the doctor to get a blood test. A week later he called me back with the results and said B positive, it's in your blood."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a play ground. and the priest says, "" do you want to go fuck some kids?"" and the rabbi replies, ""out of what?"""