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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? A: Garden hose."
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"Phone just autocorrected ""your"" to ""yore"" in case thou wouldst think I'm smarter than thee."
"My computer has a virus. It's called the common cold. It makes your computer freeze up."
"It's 2012, aka the future. Don't ask me to print shit out, sign, scan, fax, etc. You're not the CIA. Dial it down, Patty Printsalot."
"What kind of toothpaste do MLG use? Pretty much anything, just no Scope."
"Afghan shaking a carpet I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"""
"How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb? More than three, I still can't reach it."
"When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell."
"Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go."
"Ex girfriends are like refugees As long as they are far away, you dont care about them, but once they come closer you feel like shit"