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Joke of the Day

"WAITER: Room for dessert? [flashback to the room at home that hides all my desserts] ME: [nervous laugh] Haha I don't have one of those."

"The strip club around the corner got its liquor license revoked. I'll still go there for breakfast, but I'll have to order the regular OJ."

"I saw a police helicopter last night... ""Hey look, a flying pig""."

"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"

"""Dark Side Tech Support."" ""Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada."" ""Try turning the hate off & on again."""

"I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. But they just keep coming back at me."

"Why does the house only have one window? Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)"

"Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger."

"Doubt this is welcome in /r/ShowerThoughts but thought of it there. How many rascist Drink names can we collectively think of? I'll edit the best ones into this post. Mine was ""*White Power*-ade""."

"Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."