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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deer with big eyes? A big-eye deer!"
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"in response to u/alexsings, What 6 letter word has a n, i, g, g, e and ends in an r that's used to describe a certain group of people... ...ginger... ...you racist fuck!"
"Sad that Batman's never seen a PG movie b/c he never had parental guidance"
"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"
"I can't wait 'til my kids leave home. I've got so much swearing to catch up on."
"Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office But I will find them. You have my Word."
"How is a lesbian like a camel? Their hump has no bone."
"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"
"For Sale: Complete Set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 Volumes Excellent condition. $ 1000 ONO. No longer needed. Got married last week. Wife knows fucking everything."