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Joke of the Day

"Why does the house only have one window? Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)"

"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."

"In a cave, I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I touched them, a giant net fell on me. Damn booby trap."

"Bouncy balls are super fun if you love to play with something very briefly, then spend 45 minutes looking for it in a shrub."

"Call me crazy but ""dropping the ball"" does not sound like a good way to start off a new year."

"So Hellen Keller walks into a bar and a table... and a chair... and a wall"

"""Write this down."" [Moses grabs tablet] ""Thou shalt have no other Gods bef-"" ""Slow down, fella. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'."""

"Just Admit it Your biggest lie was & still is : ""I have read and agrees\d to the terms of service."""

"What did Maxwell Smart Say the first time.... What did Maxwell Smart Say the first time he butt fucked 99? Missed it by that much."

"I just had a nice lunch in the park; homeless people don't have it so bad after all."