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Joke of the Day
"Why does the house only have one window? Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)"
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"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy..."
"A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus"
"What do all Amish women want? 2 Mennonite."
"You know what I like to do? Answer my own questions."
"churches should have punch cards and if you go ten times you get a free sandwich"
"What's the new etiquette rule: am I supposed to wait until everyone is done photographing their meals before I start eating mine?"
"It must really suck working for a calendar company You can't take any days off"
"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"
"I'm usually pretty inspired after watching a movie to try something I've just seen. [hunts for a movie about cleaning bathrooms]"