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Joke of the Day

"""Dark Side Tech Support."" ""Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada."" ""Try turning the hate off & on again."""

"What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room? You washer and dryer."

"When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight."

"My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards."

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."

"Do you like tapes and CDs? If yes, can I tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts?"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper."

"What is red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None"

"Can you eat me out? What are you doing?! I just wanted some of your pot brownie."