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Joke of the Day
"I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. But they just keep coming back at me."
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"I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they're hatching some kind of evil plan."
"""The floor is lava"" -Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D."
"What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict? One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back."
"What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye? -My eye"
"Me: I want a hot body. Me: Does absolutely nothing to achieve this."
"The dyslexic, agnostic Insomniac. He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession with Linkin Park But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"Pc Does anybody knows how to clean a laptop without opening it"
"What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke"