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Joke of the Day
"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"
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"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"
"[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning"
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