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Joke of the Day

"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"

"I pretend I'm on the phone when entering a barbershop & say ""I stabbed him only cause I hate small talk "" so he doesn't try to talk to me."

"If my love life was a movie it would be Demolition Man... ...starring Sylvester Still-alone."

"Why does everybody love honey? Because it never gets old."

"Instead of calling it them locker combinations.... We should call the locker permutations."

"I bet Michael J. Fox makes one hell of a martini."

"I decided to give away all of my old batteries Free of charge"

"COP: do you know why I pulled you over ME: knock knock COP: who's there ME: do you know why I pulled you over COP: *begins to sweat* n..no"

"What did the hungry dyslexic order at the movie theater? Cop porn * This is probably already a joke but I'm experiencing a huge coffee crash so it was hilarious to me."

"Why did a hungry African man crossed the road? To get the aids."