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Joke of the Day
"Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."
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"Mohammad is a great name for a businessman It's all about the prophet."
"I like my women the way I like my coffee in a basket being touched by many Colombian men."
"A termite walks into a bar... he walks up to the counter and asks ""Is the bartender here?"""
"What word starts with F and ends in uck? Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck."
"what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey"
"What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay."
"Asians be like... ay bb u wan sum duck?"
"Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate."
"A bear and rabbit take a shit together The bear says ""dont you hate it when you got shit on your fur?"" ""Not at all"" says the rabbit Then,the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit"