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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends sooner for fat people."
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"In Israel, we just want peace. A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon..."
"Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry."
"Whars long ha nuts on either sude and has an asshole around the corner The hallway in the mental hospital i just I just escaped"
"We attract people who are reflections of ourselves. So beware of anyone who wants to be with you when you're an emotional wreck."
"So..I just broke up with Jim. We were just not working out."
"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."
"*strums guitar* This is a little ditty I've been working on called ""Stop putting nuts in the god damn brownies"" Hope you like it."
"Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games? Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out."
"I just shook the crumbs out of my keyboard and they spelled ""GAYLORD."" My haters grow more powerful everyday."