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Joke of the Day
"In Israel, we just want peace. A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon..."
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"What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? A chewing gum"
"What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks? Your girlfriend!"
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy."
"The Longest joke in the world (sorry if re-post) it's totally worth it! [7 Page Joke](http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2a5xwx/truthmafia.com/archives/1554)"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into your mouth."
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it..."
"Have you been shopping for a dishwasher lately? I have Juan on sale."
"Dang girl, are you an unreliable scientific claim? Because imma need you to BACK THAT UP"
"""What are you doing tonight?"" Gonna smoke some Herb. ""Nice."" -guys who work in a crematorium"