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Joke of the Day

"I just shook the crumbs out of my keyboard and they spelled ""GAYLORD."" My haters grow more powerful everyday."

"My African Neighbour just accused me of being racist.I said, "" F*ck Off, I've got a coloured TV ""."

"A jew buys a round of drinks for the entire bar ."

"Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions."

"Shouldn't the Air and Space museum be empty?"

"Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!"

"[first day in the mob] *leans over to mafioso* Hey, so, uhh, I've always wondered: are they all just named ""Don"" or..."

"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to fish? Mer-curious"

"Ouch! It was an iron bar! . . . . . . A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar."

"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend"