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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry."

"Accidentally used AXE shampoo to wash my cat the other day and now he's boxing strays and impregnated 17 dogs"

"The worlds worst joke... EDIT: Thanks for the gold!"

"Canadians are easy to identify ... ... you can spot them 1.6 kilometres away."

"Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!"

"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? There's no rest for the wicked."

"Sadly learned my family is racist. I started dating a black girl. Brought her home to meet the family. Wife and kids wouldn't talk to her."

"When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking ""which of you is the woman?"" It's the shorter guy."

"I'd tell you a lame joke about getting slightly wet But I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."

"I met an exercising nun. She was a firm believer."