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Joke of the Day

"People keep making apocalypse jokes... Like there's no tomorrow"

"My sister said she won't let me see her kids because I'm a sex offender! Who would keep a father from their own kids?"

"What do you call tubing in Winnipeg? Mani-tubing"

"it might be a handjob for her... but it's a career for me."

"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"

"I hate people who leave jokes hanging. Its like a"

"I'm starting a talent agency that only represents those dudes in rap videos that just sorta stand around looking all hard."

"Where does a toxicologist go to get the best possible education? A Poison Ivy League College."

"Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die? Because they didn't Lajka."

"My woman's always trying to give me stuff she gets from work. I tell her I've already got herpes."