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Joke of the Day

"When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!"

"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"

"I know what I'm getting for Christmas. Fat. I'm getting fat."

"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."

"What's blue and sits on the toilet? A policeman doing his duty!"

"Pop's Chicken Q: What did popeye do after he turned black? A: He made his own restoraunt."

"Guy at door: How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage? Dad: yea sure [yells up to me] son, you live with this guy now!"

"College can be a lot like prison sometimes It's easier to get into if you're black."

"I'm starting a support group for people who think they are mortgages. The most important thing is for them to realize that they are not a loan."

"It's weird how scantrons make you go #2 all over them."