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Joke of the Day
"My IQ? With google or without?"
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"is this already a joke? Why don't pastry chefs buy taylor made cigarettes? Because they profiterole their own"
"Recycler's remorse Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing."
"What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red? A frog in my blender"
"A new study finds marijuana users are not more likely to have car accidents. Mostly because they're usually too high to find their cars."
"Him: I'll pay for dinner. Me: I want to pay. Him: I'll feel better if you let me pay. Me: Well, if your health is involved, go ahead..."
"What do you call a republican fashion director? Clothed minded"
"There was a monster who ate properties... He ate a lot."
"what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet"
"Can everyone who is pretending to be a slutty, hot broad but is actually a dude raise our hands? THEIR HANDS, I MEANT THEIR!"