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Joke of the Day

"Better names for porcupines: Needle Beaver Battlepig Hurty Squirrel Flail Monster Cactus Rat Capy-scare-uh Death otter Revenge Possum"

"I like my men like I like my grapes. Me:- I like my men like I like my grapes Friend:- Big and black? Me:- no, 16 at a time."

"Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher."

"What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know? Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes."

"What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd? Both of their last big hits were the wall."

"Why haven't we found aliens yet ? because they are searching for intelligent life too."

"Whenever someone says they have ""a thing"" for me, I secretly hope it's a pony."

"So a deer walks out of the woods and says... That's the last time I will ever do that for two bucks"

"When people tell me I'm a nerd for being good at math... ...I simply tell them that I'll add a knife to my hand, divide all their blood vessels, and subtract them from this world."

"If you could create a pill, what would it be for and what would the side effects be?"