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Joke of the Day

"If a blind girl tells you that you've got a big penis... She's probably just pulling your leg."

"The letter E is used frequently and infrequently."

"[briefing] CIA DIRECTOR: We have a leak... CIA PLUMBER: (slowly stands up) CIA DIRECTOR: In our operation. CP: (slowly sits back down)"

"Jesus knock tentatively on God's door, enters, and God says..... Now lets go through this one more time....What exactly did you tell them again?"

"A fun trick for remembering peoples names is to never interact with anyone."

"What do you call a horse that's thinking of home? Mentally in-stable."

"I became ill after taking self-defense classes... I think I caught Kung Flu."

"What's the best thing about oral sex? The 5 minutes of peace and quiet!"

"Why do people like amputee porn? It fucking stumps me."

"Do you know that percussionist in the band? Yeah, he rings a bell."