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Joke of the Day

"I met the inventor of the trampoline. He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy."

"What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease? Turkey Jerky"

"What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end"

"Did you hear Giuseppe went to the bowling alley last night? Ebola perfect game!"

"blondes Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"If you can't handle me at my worst... Then good for you; I commend and respect you for setting healthy boundaries."

"It's cute how I ordered 2 drinks and the bartender asked if I wanted to wait for the other person to be seated"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk."

"What is a Viking's favorite music? Ragnarock"

"If I own a gym my employees will be required to intermittently pester you. If you don't like it don't come to Jehovah's Fitness."