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Joke of the Day

"There once was a man from Gent. Had a dick so long it was bent. To save himself trouble He folded it double. And instead of cumming he went."

"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."

"Why are atheists so light? They have no mass."

"I think next time I'll go ahead and press ""2"" for Spanish. Maybe I'll actually get someone who speaks English better than the person on the ""English"" line."

"As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car. I was checking her out with my rear view camera."

"What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach? Oeuf!"

"BREAKING NEWS: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site,,, he is miraculously unharmed... Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape."

"Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things."

"if you can cow boy lasso something inside a store and pull it outside to where you are you get it for free"

"Roze-Slovenijatruplo Band -Roses Boses"