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Joke of the Day

"There once was a man from Gent. Had a dick so long it was bent. To save himself trouble He folded it double. And instead of cumming he went."

"I have been having a lot more threesomes as of late. Ever since my wife got pregnant."

"My questionnaire for dogs: 1. Do you like to get pet 2. Who is a good boy 3. Is it you"

"I have not ate, drink, slept, used the bathroom, or showered since last year. I have also not told this joke since last year."

"My wife told me I needed to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."

"Some people say I am crazy Lucky for me, only I can hear them"

"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?... Father: It means 'to be happy'. &nbsp; Son: Are you gay? &nbsp; Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common? Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified."

"Chicken pot pie my three favorite things in life..."

"The Never Ending Story should've been a movie about a phone call from my Mother"