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Joke of the Day

"I have not ate, drink, slept, used the bathroom, or showered since last year. I have also not told this joke since last year."

"What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We're going to have a BB!"

"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this?"""

"I'm so out of shape, I can't even run away from my insecurities."

"How many black people does it to pave a driveway? One. You just have to spread him real thin."

"A number fight there was this 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ganging on a 0, he tightened his belt and became an 8 and beat them all"

"Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? They're always in de Nile."

"Hey, are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot. My go-to joke at parties."

"How's it hanging? directly below the point of suspension"

"Ever hear about the farmer who bought a tractor with no seat and no steering wheel? Apparently he lost his ass and had no place to go....."