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Joke of the Day

"Some people say I am crazy Lucky for me, only I can hear them"

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"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice They're lying."
"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle... ...he just didn't have the balls to do it."
"What is a dark comedy? A black guy with small ^dick."
"Did you hear about the girl that failed her sex ed class? She got the D"
"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You know that she will definitely swallow"
"I threw a party for all my non-orgasmic friends Nobody came."
"Did you hear about the new bolt the apple company made? The eye bolt"
"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."
"[First date] Her: I'm really glad you asked me out yesterday in the park Me: *looking under table* you didn't bring your dog?"