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Joke of the Day

"What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common? Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified."

"Me: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: I don't drink. Me: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?"

"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."

"Why doesn't Seattle have a professional volleyball team? Because then the people would demand a professional football team"

"What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey"

"A dyslexic poet that has a fetish for rim licks."

"What game do you play with a gospel choir? Where's Whitey?"

"There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over."

"Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's hard."

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? because 7 8 9 hahahaha"