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Joke of the Day
"The Never Ending Story should've been a movie about a phone call from my Mother"
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"No more gay jokes. Cum on guys."
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"Does an Eskimo ever think about drizzling their house with delicious flavored syrups and eating it?"
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime... And crimes are for black people."
"How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool? Flip it over"
"""Daddy, did you know Pluto was recently reclassified as a dwarf planet, or plutoid?"" ""Sweetie, I'm pretty sure he's a dog."""
"Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win."
"If you screwed up something in a science lab, who do you tell? **Not** Neil deGrasse cause he will grass on you!"
"I just got a great deal on a Flesh Light... Craigslist is the best!"