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Joke of the Day

"Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session."

"What did hitler say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? ""Au, schwitz!"""

"What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college? Bison"

"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"""

"[NSFW] What did the farmer say when he got caught watching porn? Amishamed of myself."

"Its funny how your parents tell you its their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too."

"I wasn't trying to put you on a pedestal. I was trying to bend you over it."

"Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? He woke up"

"How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: ""Pick-a-jew""!"

"How do you circumcise a redneck... Uppercut his sister in the jaw."