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Joke of the Day

"When a man wants to get a tan he goes under the Sun. When a cos wants to get a tan... ...He goes under the sin."

"My gf thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it's cause I'm afraid she might try to poison me."

"My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in a few seconds for christmas So I bought her a nice sports car."

"Me have great grammar... Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street!"

"What time does Sean Connery like to go to Wimbledon at? Tenish."

"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much"

"Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that"

"I'm so sick of being constipated... I'm completely losing my shit"

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."

"A love letter from biscuit maker: Dear marie, today is good day, u r anmol for me... but u have crack jacked my heart, bcoz i have a little heart, now i m in 50/50 position..."