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Joke of the Day

"Me have great grammar... Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street!"

"Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties? They're fun guys!"

"I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared Then it dawned on me...."

"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Then it will be the first time a white billionaire moves into government subsidized housing after a black family moved out. Edit: Billionaire"

"President Obama announces his intention to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court ""I can't wait until I'm in a position to have a real impact on the country!"" said an excited Obama."

"A chemist is surprised by a pan of old-fashioned magnesium photo flash powder going off in front of his face. ""MgO!"" He shouts, temporarily blinded."

"Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !"

"girl are u a hyperlink in an email from my grandma, because I think u gave me a serious virus"

"Blind friend and a cheese grater I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."

"A family in the Netherlands claims to be the biggest group of Oasis fans in the world.. They call themselves the van der Walls."