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Joke of the Day

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."

"Life is Like a Buffet- Sure, there are some good ones, but most are sad and crappy, and eventually, they kick you out."

"How do you know when your wife is having an orgasm? when you come home from work and see my car in your driveway....."

"I recently thought about stealing from the food shelf... But the steaks were too high."

"Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ? Montana."

"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell. She's got a grenade in her mouth."

"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse I'm thinking about letting her in."

"Click bait I told you it was click bait"

"What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !"