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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the best way to cook lamb? Well done ewe."
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"Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland"
"mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that"
"I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?"
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Oh no! Some ass hole has my pen"""
"Want to hear a joke? Pussy."
"I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars!"
"I was so hungry when I had breakfast today. It was the first time I had ate all year!"
"Advent calendars Their days are numbered..."