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Joke of the Day
"Advent calendars Their days are numbered..."
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"Yesterday my wife caught me checking out our hot new neighbor and all she had to say to me was, ""It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home""."
"The sub became horrible since it became default...anyone know of a better jokes sub similar to how this sub was pre-default?"
"When do you stop at green, and go at red? when eating watermelon"
"What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in."
"""As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "" I haven't started either"""
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game"
"*Draws happy eyebrows on my dog*"
"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""
"Somebody left a baby at my front door today, and I have no idea what to do with it. I just hope it's gone by tomorrow."