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Joke of the Day
"mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that"
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"Europe be like... eu: uk bro? uk: it's not eu, it's me."
"What car is it best to grow grass on? K-K-K-Kia"
"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked ""do you have any luggage, Sir?"" The photon replies ""no, I'm travelling light"""
"When it comes to stalking, I'm right behind you."
"What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat."
"Just blew pot smoke on the huge spider hiding in my shower. I figure if I do this a few more times, he'll be too stoned to attack me."
"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."
"Cinco De Mayo Cinco De Ketchup Cinco De Mustard Cinco De Siracha Cinco De Ranch Dressing"
"According to movies when a huge object is chasing you, left and right turns do not exist."