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Joke of the Day

"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Oh no! Some ass hole has my pen"""

"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"

"A knock on the door... Hello, my name is Forbertus. I m here to fuck your daughter. Dad: For what????!!!!! Forbertus"

"What does the comedian say to his children on his deathbed? ""No one will appreciate your jokes once you're *dad.*"""

"Anyone else getting sick of their dad constantly bragging that the Zodiac Killer was never caught?"

"Anything you say can and will be held against you boobies"

"Pc Does anybody knows how to clean a laptop without opening it"

"Ahh Summer. The season for confusing unattractive girls with hot girls because of oversized sunglasses."

"Guy runs into a bar, yells ""Quick! How tall is a penguin?"" Bartender says ""Three feet tall."" Guy says ""Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!"""

"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."