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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."

"Is that ChapStick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"ELEVATOR SHOES Q: What's yellow and goes up and down? A: A banana in an elevator."

"If I'm ever on life support unplug me Then plug me back in see if that works"

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very tiny"

"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."

"Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994."

"He's street smart. Sesame Street smart."

"How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty."