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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months? Because the box said 2-4 years!"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a gym teacher? A pizza can actually feed a family of four."

"What is a specimen? An Italian astronaut."

"You're never too old to disappoint your parents."

"What do you call the ticket to get into a giant space station shaped like a vagina? A cunt-astro-fee!"

"Hey Dora the Explorer, stop talking to me like I'm a FUCKING RETARD!"

"What begins at the end and ends at the beginning? Back to school ads"

"What's the difference between the Welland bus terminal and a Lobster with breast implants? One is a busty crustacean, and the other is a crusty bus station."

"A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook"