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Joke of the Day
"Hey Dora the Explorer, stop talking to me like I'm a FUCKING RETARD!"
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"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing... they fast."
"I can't figure out why my son hates me. Tim hates you? No, my other son. I can't remember his name. I just call him ""not Tim"""
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass"
"""Don't get any ideas."" - Worn out light bulb"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss *I have to give credit to my buddy /u/canavo for that one!"
"If you don't get the joke look it up. Your mother was a hamster and your smelt of elderberries!"
"I had to quit my job as a Microsoft delivery man It got awkward telling people I was giving word to their mother."
"Save your suggestions for the Krispy Kreme complaint box you retarded blob of cellulite."
"There is a guy who lives in my town that holds the record for the most concussions by a human. He actually lives right near me, only a stone's throw away."