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Joke of the Day

"A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook"

"Live Shark ""Can I buy a live shark here?"" ""Lady, what do you want with a live shark?"" ""A neighbor's cat has been eating my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson."""

"How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry? Cook him some Uncle Ben's"

"I have a new co-worker, who only has seven toes. I instantly hated him. Turns out I'm lack toes intolerant."

"The confused radioactive element So there was a radioactive element who was perpetually confused. One fine day, he was asked, ""what do you do?"". ""IDK""."

"Don't date a man expecting to change him. At the end of the day he'll still be a man, and you'll have wasted your black candles and a goat."

"statistics show that 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big boobs. the statistics also show that the 10th man prefers the other 9"

"My girlfriend is an atheist. Which is a problem, because I'm a god."

"How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over."

"Someone stole my mood ring.. And I don't know how I feel about that Credits to 30 Rock"