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Joke of the Day

"You're never too old to disappoint your parents."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!"

"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."

"just got my deaf friend drunk and he's slurring fingers so bad right now"

"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."

"""We've isolated the gene for the long, drawn-out sigh!"" -Sighentists"

"Chrosshair Crosshair is what rabbit breeders do."

"What do floppy disks and Jesus have in common? They both had to die to become the icon of saving."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a bass player? The pizza can feed a family of four."

"Joke of the Day [Saw this on Monsters Inc when watching it today](http://i.imgur.com/32l1PsS.jpg)"