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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"
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"History doesn't repeat, it rhymes That's why World War 3 will be started by Schmitler"
"Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite."
"My wife had the best Mother's Day I didn't ask her for sex, not even once."
"What's the difference between your dick and your money? I can find a lot of girls that'll blow your money."
"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on"
"I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my ""Whites Only!"" restaurant idea will be a hit!"
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."
"How do you make a little girl cry even more? You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear."
"My wife said to me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" I said: ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."""