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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"

"Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.nnI nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte."

"What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles and get to the point."

"OC: What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common? They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)"

"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."

"Perfect pickup line No, baby, those aren't warts, I'm just ribbed for your pleasure."

"What do people say when you win a game in Egypt? Game, *Set,* and match."

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."

"A cheeseburger walks into the bar... And the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."" Sorry"

"A guy won the lottery and bought a lot of weed, His name was Jack. He became known as Jack-pot."