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Joke of the Day

"A cheeseburger walks into the bar... And the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."" Sorry"

"My friend went into a sudden trance where she imagined she was stuck in a Pistachio. I told her to snap out of it. -She couldn't.-"

"Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist."

"I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short. I walked out with a buzz cut."

"Love is grand Divorce is a HUNDRED grand..."

"What was the pornstar doing in school? Analogy"

"Years after presidency, the introverted former president Obama is asked if he has ever had an affair. He responds with ""I've never been one to cum outside of Michelle."""

"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."

"Why do Irishmen hate Kia? Because gingers don't have Souls."

"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."