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Joke of the Day
"A guy won the lottery and bought a lot of weed, His name was Jack. He became known as Jack-pot."
Next Joke
"I got really drunk on St. Patty's Day last year and took the bus home. That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before"
"What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey? A jerkin Turkin"
"Noah... The original Pokemon Master."
"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and they are 18 different holes."
"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."
"They finally created a documentary about clocks. It's about time."
"nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws"
"Live this day as if it is your last. And if it turns out it isn't, make a great many apologies tomorrow."
"Every time I go for a run I think ""why am I even doing this?"" Then I look back and see all the cops chasing me and it's like ""oh yeah, duh."""