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Joke of the Day
"A guy won the lottery and bought a lot of weed, His name was Jack. He became known as Jack-pot."
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"A palindrome walks into a bar, says 'Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa'."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60 She's 93 now and we don't know where the hell she is."
"Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like ""this drug may cause severe sexiness"""
"""Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"" is actually a song about everything that will hurt when you hit about 30 years old."
"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr."
"It takes a second..... Two guys walk into a bar.... you think the second would have noticed. HA."
"I lost my job as a massage therapist. Apparently, I rub people the wrong way."
"If Trump becomes president, it won't be called the White House anymore He'll rename it the Exclusively White House"
"Why didn't the armless man get the joke? He just couldn't grasp it."