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Joke of the Day

"What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles and get to the point."

"Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters."

"How do you know when your vegetables are boiled? Their wheelchair floats to the top."

"My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter It sounds like a broad curriculum to me."

"What's worse than eating out your grandmother? Banging your head on the coffin lid."

"What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. His least favorite? Deadpool."

"You can't run through a campground... ...you can only ran, because it's passed tents."

"(._.) ( I: ) (.-.) ( :I ) (._.) They see me rollin', they hatin'"

"They should really have disposable razors in the women's bathrooms at bars."

"Sports: The legal way to buy a black person."